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    National Geographic Kids Just Joking

    300 Hilarious Jokes, Tricky Tongue Twisters, and Ridiculous Riddles

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    Author National Geographic Kids
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    $7.95 US
    Disney - RHCB | National Geographic Kids
    6.5"W x 6.5"H x 0.49"D  
    On sale Mar 13, 2012 | 208 Pages | 9781426309304
    Grades 3-7
    Reading Level: Lexile 400L | Fountas & Pinnell N
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    Q: What do planets use to download music?
    A: Neptunes.
    Q: What goes zzub zzub?
    A: A bee flying backwards.
    Q: Why did the baby cookie cry?
    A: Because it was a wafer so long.
     
    Packed with the silly jokes that kids love, including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, riddles, traditional question and answer jokes, and more, Just Joking will be presented in National Geographic Kids' colorful, photo-driven style. Laughing animals, funny people, and other colorful photos are paired with each joke, adding an extra laugh on each page. National Geographic Kids' signature square trim size and candy-colored palette make this fun-filled book perfect for tossing into a backpack to share with friends at school or camp.
    National Geographic Kids believes in the awesome power of science, exploration, and storytelling, and our children’s books bring the best of this incredible world directly to readers' hands. Fun, colorful, and jam-packed with cool info, Nat Geo Kids books are also fact-checked, expert-reviewed, and 100 percent human-made—and from the only kids’ brand with roots in a world-class scientific organization. From leveled readers to photo-rich almanacs and from baby animals to dangerous dinosaurs, Nat Geo Kids has a book that will spark curiosity and ignite wonder in every young explorer! View titles by National Geographic Kids
    Q: What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
    A: He was toad away.
     
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cash.
    Cash who?
    No thanks. I prefer peanuts.
     
    Tongue Twister! Say this fast three times: See me sneak in my squeaky, reeking sneakers.
     
    Q: What do you call a polar bear wearing earmuffs?
    A: Anything you want. He can’t hear you!
     
    Q: Why do magicians do so well in school?
    A: They’re good at trick questions.
     
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ben.
    Ben who?
    Ben knocking on the door all afternoon
     
    Tongue Twister! Say this fast three times: Which wristwatch is a Swiss wristwatch?
     
    Q: Why did the robot eat a lighbulb?
    A: Because he was in need of a light snack.
     
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Who.
    Who who?
    Is there an owl in there?
    Copyright © 2012 by National Geographic Kids. All rights reserved. No part of this excerpt may be reproduced or reprinted without permission in writing from the publisher.

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    Q: What do planets use to download music?
    A: Neptunes.
    Q: What goes zzub zzub?
    A: A bee flying backwards.
    Q: Why did the baby cookie cry?
    A: Because it was a wafer so long.
     
    Packed with the silly jokes that kids love, including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, riddles, traditional question and answer jokes, and more, Just Joking will be presented in National Geographic Kids' colorful, photo-driven style. Laughing animals, funny people, and other colorful photos are paired with each joke, adding an extra laugh on each page. National Geographic Kids' signature square trim size and candy-colored palette make this fun-filled book perfect for tossing into a backpack to share with friends at school or camp.

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    National Geographic Kids believes in the awesome power of science, exploration, and storytelling, and our children’s books bring the best of this incredible world directly to readers' hands. Fun, colorful, and jam-packed with cool info, Nat Geo Kids books are also fact-checked, expert-reviewed, and 100 percent human-made—and from the only kids’ brand with roots in a world-class scientific organization. From leveled readers to photo-rich almanacs and from baby animals to dangerous dinosaurs, Nat Geo Kids has a book that will spark curiosity and ignite wonder in every young explorer! View titles by National Geographic Kids

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    Q: What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
    A: He was toad away.
     
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cash.
    Cash who?
    No thanks. I prefer peanuts.
     
    Tongue Twister! Say this fast three times: See me sneak in my squeaky, reeking sneakers.
     
    Q: What do you call a polar bear wearing earmuffs?
    A: Anything you want. He can’t hear you!
     
    Q: Why do magicians do so well in school?
    A: They’re good at trick questions.
     
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ben.
    Ben who?
    Ben knocking on the door all afternoon
     
    Tongue Twister! Say this fast three times: Which wristwatch is a Swiss wristwatch?
     
    Q: Why did the robot eat a lighbulb?
    A: Because he was in need of a light snack.
     
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Who.
    Who who?
    Is there an owl in there?
    Copyright © 2012 by National Geographic Kids. All rights reserved. No part of this excerpt may be reproduced or reprinted without permission in writing from the publisher.

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